NinSatsu Language: Writing Dojo For Newbies

(This post is based on the article of the same name from the official wiki.)

Have you ever browsed the #NJSLYR tag, saw the NinSatsu writing style that the 'heads use, and thought something like "I want to write like this!" or "Tatsujin!"?
This page is filled with instructions for such newbie-heads.
(Even though he's acting all high and mighty, the author of this page is a newbie, too. Sugoi-experienced 'heads, do feel free to edit it!)

Back In Black #3

From part I, "Neo-Saitama In Flames": "Back In Black" #3

(Previously, on Ninja Slayer: the electro-cybernetic metropolis of desire, Neo-Saitama, ruled by the brute karate of dark ninja presence, the Soukaiya. And, a demon of revenge who slays those ninjas... Some say that he calls himself, Ninja Slayer.)